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22 May 2010 @ 12:12 am
How did I miss this? A sequel to The Dark Crystal is in the works.

I believe the emoticon for this is something like: :O
I am going to read at Open Mic night next week and I wish all of you were going to be there. ~50 people attending, mostly poets and "literary writers," whatever the fuck that means. I expect it to go about as well as last time (when I read in Borders) -- so, you know, not well at all. Except this time I won't make a joke about someone being stuck in a fridge (maybe).

Like the last time, I'm there to read for the sake of bringing "variety" to the evening. (Which sounds sexier than I mean it to be.) I sort of bought into that line last time because hey! variety! that's totally something that should be involved in everything! This time, I just see it as indicating another night of people who don't know what to say to me because they're totally going to talk to the young poet to-be who wrote about realizing at 16 that she was not dating her future husband because she totally just cheated on him with someone on a cruise.

Insomnia SUCKS.
09 February 2010 @ 03:07 pm
Hello, rainy day. Let me introduce you to Robot Unicorn Attack. THERE ARE DOLPHINS TOO.

Submitted writing portfolio (still annoyed that I was limited to 15 double-spaced pages) and transcripts to SCAD yesterday.

I might get to see ostrich and camel racing this weekend! MAYBE. Oh, woe to my lack of camera.
15 December 2009 @ 11:42 am
I had a dream last night in the style of this video:

(To be fair, I went to sleep trying to remember the name of the band.)

Last night, I broke my heart over these shoes. Floral men's shoes! Which means they'd fit my feet! ...though not my budget, unfortunately.
20 November 2009 @ 10:49 am
rucksackjack will be flying in the week of Unique LA, which we will attend together so I can be held back from wanting to buy everything. On Dec 3rd, we'll scare ourselves with a mob of Disney Princesses at a limited release showing of The Princess and the Frog. Apparently, we'll be given Mardi Gras beads!

I have been poking the internets in search of a local store that carries copies of Lady Churchill's Rosebud Wristlet. According to their stores-that-carry-us map, the closest place would be in San Francisco. Boo to that! I didn't want to believe it, and thought perhaps I'd luck out and discover that the map's out of date, but I guess the West Coast is not nearly as awesome as I thought. I could order issues online, but I wanted to flip through a couple to see whether any stories catch my eye. The thought of missing out on a gem kills me.
Organizing my links is about as daunting and frustrating as gathering and separating seeds hidden haystack for a grumpy ogress. Only I don't have little animal friends who owe me a favor to help me conquer this task.

Came across my link for Mix my Granola. Mixing your own cereal, ice cream, granola - is there anything the internet can't do for you?
22 October 2009 @ 12:05 pm
Hello Kitty Exhibition

Should I go? I'm leaning towards "yes, you may as well go see the madness in person," but then I think, "Well, I might be BLINDED afterwards." Besides, I don't know anybody who'd wanna go with me to see Hello Kitty (Hell), and I am not very good at socializing if I'm alone.

Am pondering attending SCAD.
14 October 2009 @ 10:44 am
Sister: "What's that green thing you always eat?"
Me: "Uh... broccoli?"
Sister: "That's what broccoli looks like? Wait, then what's celery?"
Me: "..."
09 October 2009 @ 02:13 pm
Remember when I cried a little about having big feet that would probably not fit Fluevogs?

Irregular Choice is making me feel the same way. They do sometimes make pretty men's shoes, which gets my hopes up that there will be something wearable in the future. For $200+, of course.
16 September 2009 @ 07:55 am
Woman 1: "Aren't sodas full of carbs?"
Woman 2: "Yeah, full of CARBONATION!"
[They laugh hysterically at this oh-so funny joke.]
Woman 1: "No, really. Is that what carbs stands for, you think? Carbonation?"